It’s Monday, Monday, gotta get down on… oh, wait. No? Yeah, I didn’t think so…
Mondays suck. We all know that. Especially since they’re always SUCH a let down after a particularly fun weekend of drunken debauchery and (hopefully) naked party time. Well, I hope to give you a bit of a cure for Monday Anti-funday.
I was given the opportunity by the prolific Eden Fantasys to review some fun toys for your (but more importantly my) pleasure. If you don’t already have a vibrator of your own, well, 1. we’re probably not that good of friends, and 2. GO GET ONE RIGHT NOW! I have many. I love them all equally. </endrant>
The first one I was sent was not a traditional toy. In fact, I’ve never seen or used anything like it before, but I really liked the idea of it, so I decided to give it a try.
No idea what that is? Yeah, I wasn’t sure about it either. So let me explain:
That blue thing is the base, where you hold it, and it also where the vibration happens. The little silver thing is a SILVER BULLET that sits inside the blue holder. The thing that her weird bumpy tongue is on? That’s ice.
OOOOHHHH, right?
Yeah, that’s what I thought, too. My first ever boyfriend used ice cubes on me once, and it was amazing. Since then, I haven’t used them, not once, and it’s not because I don’t want to, it’s just not the first thing that crosses my mind when a guy starts going down on me… you know…
So, this Touche Ice vibrator is pretty crazy. It takes a little planning on your part, since you have to fill up the cup with water and put it in the freezer (that is how you make ice, after all), but it’s something that you could just keep in your freezer for a rainy day, or better yet, one of these sweltering, sticky, and horribly uncomfortable summer days. The touch of ice on your skin isn’t necessarily the most pleasurable one at first. It’s a bit uncomfortable and almost made me want to pull it away. But with patience, that uncomfortable feeling can add another level of pleasure, like hot wax. Except you definitely don’t want hot wax, or hot fudge, or anything hot in this heat wave. On top of the actual sensation of the cold, the silver bullet has multiple levels of vibration, so you can start of slow and steady, and build up the intensity as your orgasm intensifies. If you’re a clitoral girl, this is perfection, but even if you’re not, this thing packs a lot of punch for how small it is. Combined with a g-spot vibrator like this Getaway Wild one (it’s even waterproof!!)? Never before seen pleasure. Mmhmmm.
I used the Touche Ice alone this time, but next time I plan on getting someone else in on the action. Hey, maybe I should get another one so I could use it near his balls as he drips the ice cold water all over my body. Now there’s a thought.
If you haven’t experimented with temperature, you really should. There are tons of different sex toys that play on hot and cold sensations, and there are also lubes and condoms that do it too. I’ve heard a few horror stories about the lubes, so be careful to check the labels and make sure you’re not allergic to anything they put in there. And if you have sensitive skin like me, you may want to stay away from those things in general. I’d be interested to hear experiences, but mostly horror stories, as usual.
A few final words about the Touche Ice: Don’t fall asleep with it in your bed. You’ll wake up soaked and think you peed yourself. But don’t worry, I definitely didn’t do this, I just heard about someone doing it this one time…
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