So, you may or may not know, I have a ridiculous crush on my new roommate (into whose apartment I am moving in T – 3 hours), and we’ve decided that our sex life should be taken outside the walls of the apartment and onto the road. Not the literal road. Well, maybe? Is that illegal? Anyway.
In addition to my Non-Slutty Life List, I will also be writing a Slutty Life List. It’s only fitting, after all.
Before we met, and before he saw my Non-Slutty Life List, the roomie decided we should get drunk and make a list of things we wanted to do in the next six months and then hold each other accountable for them. Winner gets a prize.
(Why does it always have to be a competition? I don’t know. But I always win. So there.)
Then we started talking about all the places we wanted to have sex. Not with each other. Because at that point we didn’t know that we would be having amazing sex. Just in general. We went back and forth listing off places to have sex. In an elevator. At a drive-in movie. In the bed of a pick-up truck. On an airplane (neither of us are members of the mile-high club). To name a few.
We’ve already done it on the roof. Now what? Where ELSE can we do it that we’re not really supposed to do it? What’s the hottest, sketchiest place YOU’VE done it? To me, it’s always sexier when you’re NOT supposed to. Or if it’s illegal. I’m not going to say I’m opposed to getting an indecent exposure ticket on my record. Because THAT would be a lie.
SO GO ON! It’s your turn to exploit yourself or live vicariously through me and my slutty roommate. All suggestions welcome. It’s never TMI over in this corner of the blogosphere!
We’ll be compiling the list shortly, and it may even turn into another bet with one of his co-workers (and you??). Because he’s basically told everyone he knows about our situation and they all think he’s God. Speaking of God, why is it always the guy that gets the high-five for doing slutty things? WHAT ABOUT ME? If it weren’t for me, he would have never won the bet. Or something.
Oh, one more thing. You are more than welcome to steal the Slutty Life List once it’s written and complete it yourself. Just saying. I believe everyone would be happier with a little less hate and a little more indecent exposure. I mean sluttyness. I mean sex. I MEAN SEX!
Listening to: Lady GaGa – Boys, Boys, Boys
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How about on one of the other roommates’ beds?
always wanted to do it in a catholic church, in a confessional or on the altar: bonus points.
most exciting been there done that: gap dressing room.
In the kitchen while the sun is still up.
One memorable time was bent over the hood of a car on the side of the highway one evening. Not hidden or anything. haha Ahh
I’m just lame, I guess. In someone else’s bed or in the car. Those are the only places I’ve done it besides everywhere in my own house. But even if it’s in the kitchen, it’s kind of lame if it’s your own house.
Wow, roof sex? I am definitely jealous.
http://www.romancestuck.com/sex-intimacy/sex-places.htm
^check that out for some ideas?
I actually got busted having sex in the stands of my college’s football stadium in the middle of the night…it was Cinco de Mayo during my senior year of college and after much tequila, it seemed like a brilliant idea. Campus security didn’t quite agree. We got off (that’s what she said) without a ticket, so it all worked out in the end.
I would so be the wrong person to ask this! How about in a public pool, after hours?
in a church was probably the most in appropriate
I just want to do it outside at night completely nakey. Not in a crowded place but not in the middle of the woods.
Virtual high five, girl. Sometimes, it pays to be slutty and we should be given our due credit.
Can you do it in your moving truck today?
Kthx
On the ground at the pulpit of a church.
I’m not highly adventurous, but I’ve done it in the bushes behind a bar during a pub crawl. I wouldn’t recommend it though, the mud and the grass stains were a bit of a problem.
2 places come to mind:
1. In a church. not just any church, mind you, but my father’s. yep, I’m a preacher’s kid
2. in the bathroom of a laundromat at 3pm on a Sunday. while waiting for the laundry.
I also got some awesome road head once and had to stop and pay a toll during. She didn’t miss a beat.
swimming pool/hot tub/lake/ocean
car
on a boat
pool table
bathroom at a club/house party
in a forest
Have fun!
HAHAHAHAHA oh god I love Liz. DITTO MOVING TRUCK
In the laundry room at college.
At a golf course..on the green
I’ve done it at a church before
A library bathroom could be funny especially if you make a lot of noise!
And a Jack in the Box so you can say you’ve had a “Jack in the Box at Jack in the Box”
Completely butt naked on the roof of a parked car! It was parked in an alleyway about 20 meterss away from a backyard BBQ that we were attending. Things got pretty um, vigorous…so much so that when we climbed down we noticed that we had dented the roof! I have no idea who the car belonged to. I live in fear that one day I’ll be telling this story to someone (maybe at a cocktail party after a little bit too much vodka) and someone will pipe up and say “That was my SAAB you dented!” and then I’ll end up arrested for…Sexual Vandalism (?).
PS. I’ve always wanted to do have “Office Sex” on a Desk (either mine or his). Maybe I am a total cheeseball but I’m a sucker for the horny executive meets sexy secretary fantasy.
You should add this to the list as well.
xox!
I would like to put it out there that I, a good Catholic girl, did it on the steps of a church in Florence with a good Jewish boy! With the same boy I also did it under a table at a sorority formal with our feet maybe sticking out and in one of those tubes you can crawl into in a childs playground…. our feet were definitely sticking out!
I’ve also done it under a truck in a parking lot and in a random landscaped section of a sidewalk with a bunny watching (i am dead serious!).
Oh and Vixen you would appreciate this… on the floor of T’s friends J’s kitchen!
Unfortunately locations have gotten pretty boring recently….
HAHAHA I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
The list is coming VERY soon. It’s been passed around a bit, and some people are surprisingly lame with their ideas. Rest assured, it’s going to be awesome.
My faves: 1- In a cemetary— mmm mmm good
2- In a parking garage elevator
3- Naked, in the rain, in my BFs (at the time) front yard across the street from a major medical center and his Chief Residents house. He waved hi to the boss when we were done! It was actually rather romantic considering it was broad daylight.
4- In the doctors lounge of a hospital where the BF and I both worked.
Thanks for the trip down memory lane. It makes me want to go repeat a few of those endeavors!
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