I got this idea from the sexalicious Maxie, whose pretty face I am licking meeting in about 36 hours. I will also be meeting her vagina if all goes as planned.
BE JEALOUS.
Anyvagina, you have three options.
If you were going to Vegas for the weekend, but you didn’t book a hotel room (because you’re SO BROKE) and for some reason the other 68 out of 69 bloggers had no room for you on their floors, would you rather:
1. Stay up all night stripping/gambling/drinking, and then sneak into a pool to sleep the next day,
2. Get someone to buy you drinks all night, make out with them, get blacked out like you mean it, take off your clothes, and then pass out in their hotel room (because at least it’s a bed, right?),
or
3. Park your car somewhere not sketchy during the day (if you can find anywhere that’s not sketchy in Vegas), and then attempt to find it at night when you’re drunk and tired and sleep there?
Why am I asking this? It’s not like I’M going to Vegas without a hotel room this weekend. It’s not like these are REAL options.
Ahem.
BLOGGERS IN SIN CITY 2010 WHAT WHAT!
Listening to: Kanye West – Can’t Tell Me Nothing
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I’m going with option 2. I like sleeping in beds, even though it might be with a creepy dude.
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Option 1. Because you can earn a little income stripping/gambling/um… maybe drinking? contests! and then you can sleep next to a pool and work on your tan. WIN all around!
I’m not sure if it’s an “I would rather” as opposed to an “even if I had a room” there is a strong possibility I’d get drunk and end up in someone’s else’s room.
I swear, last night, he was totally hot. And no, I have no idea how it was.
Well you’re going for 3 nights, right?
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Still avoid #3. It just has the worst ratio of comfort to danger. Repeating #1 or #2 would be perfectly acceptable.
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#3 for sure. Or pretend I lost my room key and sleep in a different room each night.
I would prefer option 2, but it’s not as easy for dudes than it is girls. Option 1 is the most appealing to me (gambling) while I’ve done 3 and that sucks dick….so maybe I should have done #2? Joking!
I’m going to go with option #2, except I wouldn’t get so drunk I blacked out, just tipsy enough so I could seduce the first cute person I see. The reason I would try not to drink too much would be because I would need to stay on my A-game all weekend: if you’re there 3 nights, that’s 3 different people you’re going to have to seduce & use for their big comfy Vegas beds. I mean, unless you get one guy who’s willing to come back for seconds…or thirds (which may be the case with you since I’ve heard you have a Disney vagina.
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If I was going, you could crash with me! (Next year, I promise!) xox
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