Happy Fuckday Friday! Here’s some inspiration for you. Hopefully.
I don’t know about you, but sweating makes me horny. I mean, it’s probably not the actual sweating, but the things you can do that make you sweat. Like working out. After an awesome workout I feel like FUCKING (as long as we either both just worked out or have both showered or are showering TOGETHER). I don’t know if it’s the endorphins or the feeling stronger or the opening of the pores or what, but god DAMN I could use a big penis right now. Also, dancing. Getting ready to go out, putting makeup and shoes on, looking sexy, I mean this is why we do this from time to time, right? Why we get all sluttified and go dancing? We either just want to DANCE with our girls (fuck bitches) or we want to make out. Am I right?? If I’m single, whatever, I might find someone who doesn’t try to stick their dick in my ass to make out. But if I’m in a relationship, going out dancing makes me HORNY! So guys, listen to me, let your woman go out with her girls and dance, because she’ll want you that much more when she gets home. Got it? Good.
That said, I decided to make a little playlist, since it’s almost Friday night. But let me just say one thing first: I listen to GOOD music. For the most part. However, I can get down to some good beats and catchy melodies once in a while. So relax, and just enjoy it. Alright? It’s just fucking fun.
This one is meant to be listened to in order. Ready, go.
Songs 1-3 should be played while you’re getting sexy. Don’t take too long.
Songs 4-5 should be played while you’re in the car/cab/subway/whatever.
Songs 6-14 go on in da clubbbbbb baby girrrrrrlllll! Get it!
Songs 15-16 are the cool down, play ‘em on your way home or when you get home.
This will totally double as my workout playlist for now, since workouts start with the warm up, the high intensity, and the cool down, just like sex. I mean like going out and dancing. I MEAN BOTH! WEEEEE!
So whaddya think? Horny yet? I hope so! Happy sexy sweaty weekend time! Orgasms and boners for everyone!!
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Strangely enough (or not strange at all?) we have the exact same musical tastes…
Definitely not strange at all. I would like to party with YOU tonight. Stupid geography.
I literally just came to your blog to see what you were listening to lately and this playlist was the most fantastic friday surprise EVER!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Great minds love MUSIC!
Yayyyy I love music posts! I’ll be listening to this all day, thank you very much.
Working out makes me incredibly horny!! Love the playlist!!
When are you going to write Shitting Where You Eat Part 2?