The Puss Factor

June 8, 2010

The more I talk to boys, the more I realize that they’re pussies. I mean, I don’t really mean that. Okay, actually I do. Hear me out. I feel like as a woman, I’ve been conditioned to believe that men are strong and women are weak, just as a general rule. Obviously this doesn’t apply [...]

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Southern Boys, Michael Jackson, Day Drinking, You Know, The Usual.

June 3, 2010

I haven’t wanted to post anything because really all I can do these days is complain about not being in Vegas with all the pretty sexy blogland people, and I just figured I’d spare you the whining. Also, sidenote, I get mad when I see the BiSC bloggers blogging about anything that’s NOT Vegas. But [...]

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The Things I Have:

May 24, 2010

- A ridiculous rainbow emotional and physical hangover that is radiating throughout my entire body and mind. – Skin that is a couple shades darker than it was last week (FTW!). – A body that feels like it just ran a marathon, had throat surgery, stomped around on hot pavement for an entire day, and [...]

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Would You Rather Wednesday: Vegas Edition

May 19, 2010

I got this idea from the sexalicious Maxie, whose pretty face I am licking meeting in about 36 hours. I will also be meeting her vagina if all goes as planned. BE JEALOUS. Anyvagina, you have three options. If you were going to Vegas for the weekend, but you didn’t book a hotel room (because you’re [...]

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Strangers are Weird.

May 17, 2010

The other day I was drinking in Venice. I was talking to some guy about Vegas. He’s all, what are you doing in Vegas? And I’m all WE’RE HAVING A BLOGGER CONVENTION! And he’s all you have a blog? And I’m like well, yea, but it’s not really a convention it’s just a meetup. Oh, [...]

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Want. WANT WANT WANT. (need)

May 12, 2010

I want: A drink with lunch. A drink with dinner. A pool in my back yard. An actual back yard. A puppy. A live-in cuddle buddy. A bank account with unlimited money in it. A week with unlimited happiness in it. A sugar-free iced vanilla coffee. Delivered to my bed. Every day. The ability to [...]

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Wanna Make Out? It’s Wednesday.

May 5, 2010

Sometimes I wish there wasn’t so much bullshit all the time. I mean, in general, but more specifically in terms of meeting men. Or anyone you might want to screw around with. It’s always so awkward at first. All the small talk and the ‘so, what do YOU do?’ and ‘where are you from?’ and [...]

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On To The Next One

May 3, 2010

Well, that’s over. So is that. And that. Well, maybe not the last one. I think I still want to make the sex list. Even if I don’t do it all with any one single person. It’s still fun to think about all the crazy places we could get naked… mmm. Anynoodle, I’m not that [...]

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Snowflakes Round 2

May 1, 2010

Sorry if I freaked you out with my last post. I didn’t mean to get emo or make you think that my life was all shitty. It’s not. Things are actually pretty good. At least in the realm of my sex life with the roomie. The open lines of communication have worked well for us. [...]

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FWB and the Failure of Human Instinct

April 28, 2010

I’m a pretty positive person. I believe in things. And people. And wine. I wouldn’t say I always have high expectations, but for the most part I am confident in my ability to make things happen. And to get what I want. I’ve been thinking a lot about people, they way they work, and why [...]

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