Slutty Life List
Started in April 2010 as a list of things I had never done before, I am slowly crossing off these sexual things and places I want to have sex before I die. This is a work in progress. Suggestions and stories always welcome, and highly encouraged!
1. In an elevator
2. On a ferris wheel
3. In a department store dressing room
4. In a movie theater
5. While wearing 3D glasses
6. In a school
7. In the kitchen while the sun is out (thanks Simon)
8. At the Getty Museum
9. On the highway
10. In a treehouse
11. In a laundromat while waiting for the laundry (thanks Norcross)
13. In the back of a moving truck
14. On the roof of the apartment building
15. In a car wash
16. In a tent
17. On an airplane (mile high club!)
18. In a jail cell
19. At the beach
20. On a swing/at the jungle gym
21. In a hammock
22. On a bridge in NYC
23. At a winery/brewerly/tequila distillery
24. At a pay-by-the-hour motel
25. Somewhere in Yosemite, on natural shit (like a rock)
26. On a boat
27. In an igloo
28. Backstage at a concert
29. In a casino
30. While on speakerphone with someone else
31. On a train
32. In a sports arena
33. In an outdoor shower
34. At a construction site
35. In one of the other roommate’s beds (thanks, HTG)
36. On the hood of a car in the pouring rain (thanks HTG, again)
37. While driving
38. In a rest stop bathroom
40. While tied up
41. Eiffel tower with two guys
42. In a public pool after hours (thanks Her)
43. In the bushes behind a bar during a pub crawl (thanks Courtney)
44. At a golf course on the green (thanks Extremely Witty)
45. Office Sex, horny-executive-meets-sexy-secretary style (thanks Simone)
46. Under the table at a wedding
47. Under a truck in a parking lot (thanks Schmeggie)
48. In a cemetery (thanks My evil skin Twippy)
49. In an outdoor stadium (thanks Kate)
50. In the weight room at the gym
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Ummm totally did #3, at the store I worked at in college. Does it count if it was after hours and the store was closed??
Yes, that’s almost better! How did you get in after hours?? You little devil!
Oh, because you worked there. Right. A little slow today…
Okay, let me start a list. This is going to take a minute.
#6
#7
#9 & #37 at the same time
#16
#17
#19
#20
#29
#42
And that brings me to a grand total of 10. I’m beating you, girl!
OHHHHH girl I should have been more clear! These don’t even include the things I’ve done… when I made this list in April I hadn’t done ANY of them! So 9 in 5 months? I say that’s not bad
haha ohh man. Okay, okay, you win. I’ve been a total prude lately. My best stories come from me, myself, and I.
Does a storage room of a Movie Theater count as in a movie theater #4? Perks of knowing the manager
TOTALLY COUNTS! That’s awesome!! It’s all about who you know!
oh my goodness, this reminds me of my high school days when me and my boyfriend would drive around looking for places to get it on, since we clearly couldn’t do it at home.
so with that said, I’ve done #4, #6, #9, #16, #35 (parent’s bed, actually, but they were roommates at the time, haha), #36 (BEST EVER), #42.
and now I have a challenge for you – try out the family bathroom in a department store or at the mall. with parents and children waiting outside for you to come out so they can change diapers and other parenty shit. just sayin.
Haha yes! High school! My boyfriend and I used to do that too! Once we found out about this business park in town, we made it a point to do it on the doorstep of each and every business after hours. Part of what made it awesome was the rush of *maybe* getting caught by security guards or on video camera. Ah, the good old days.
Family bathroom is going on the list. That sounds hilarious! Thanks girl!
It’s always awesome when you make it into someone’s blog post. This time? Is no exception; you’re welcome for #43.
My mother would be so proud.
Ive done the truck, ive done the playground… but have you done / maybe you could add…
What about a shower in a hostel?
What about in front of a church?
What about up against the glass door of a restaurant while outside it?
What about in a stairwell?
What about under a table at a formal? Thats like a wedding right?
What about your best friends bed?
What about on a washing machine in your apartment complex basement?
What about parked at the top of Roscomare?
Or in my pool?
Fuck I haven’t had crazy sex in a while.
Didn’t I suggest 35 to you? Thanks for the credit, biatch.
You’re riiiiight, sorry! I didn’t do these in order, and credited you for #36 first! Don’t worry, I’ll fix it IMMEDIATELY. Don’t call me a biatch, biatch!
SWEET #45 is on there!
I’ve done a variation of #36 but in good weather (although we kept sliding off the hood so we had to move to the roof.). Worst rug burns of my life but well worth it just for the stories (maybe there should be a #36 b.- on the roof of a car …. a really nice luxury car
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The Boy and I did it at the beach, in the water, in broad daylight. Sexy as fuck. Nobody could tell… I think
well, there was the time i was bent over the ottoman in the fancy formal living room of someone else’s house…
If you’re in a city hotel, or city apartment, by the window where neighbors on their balconies, random windowcleaners and construction workers can see you is always fun
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