You're a Whore Too.

You know you’ve done something regrettable while naked and hammered that you’ve been dying to tell someone about but are too embarrassed to share. Or maybe you haven’t done it, but your friend did it, and told you not to tell anyone, but if you retell the story in an anonymous forum, no one will ever know that it’s not you. And your friend won’t know it’s about her/him either because maybe that same exact thing happened to someone else out there.

I don’t care who did it. I just like to laugh at the things people (including myself) do when there is alcohol, drugs, or any kind of sexual attraction involved.

So here’s your chance to exploit yourself (or your friends).

Send me an email with your guest post and an alias (or your real name) at vixations at gmail dot com and I will be sure that Under the Sheets and all of its awesome readers see your sexual adventures, mishaps, and downright unfortunate events.

And if you make me laugh for more than 10 seconds straight, I’ll send you a present. It might be a new vibrator. Or a naked photo shoot. Or a candy cane. You’ll just have to write and find out.